A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
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To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?