stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives