punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
