What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?