What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.