Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?