What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What bird can write?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!