punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
