Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?