crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
