funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
