What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is a sick crocodile?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?