punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
