crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
