funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.