cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
