crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.