funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
