crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
