funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").