funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
