funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
