funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.