funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!