funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
