funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
