crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
