cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
