funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
