funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
