funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
