lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
