funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.