funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
