funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
