funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
