funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
