funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.