crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
