funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
