funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
