funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
