cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
