funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
