crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
