funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
