cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
