funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
