cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
