funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
