funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
