funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
cleanfunnylogictrickyMary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
