funny Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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funny Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
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Long time no sea.
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Catch it in the winter.
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An antique!
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A milkshake.
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I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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I am nuts about you.
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You're purrr-fect for me!
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