Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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What's green and loud?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?