funny Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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funny punny Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
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An antique!
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Because the batteries died.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
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I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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I'm stuck on you.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny tricky A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
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