funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
