funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
