funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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Forest.
