crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
