cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
