funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.