funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
