funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
