How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?