cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
