cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
