funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
