crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
