funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
