funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
