funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
