What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
Why was the broom late?
What city has no people?
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.