A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!cleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.cleanfunnyshort
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.cleanfunnyshort
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.cleanfunny
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.cleanfunnyshort
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.funny
What part of London is in Brazil?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!cleanfunny
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.cleanfunnyshort
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?