Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
What does a house wear?
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.