funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
