funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
