funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
