You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!