funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
