Funny riddles

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Three days

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
90.04 %
42 votes

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Three sons

David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
92.86 %
35 votes

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24 foot chain

A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
93.39 %
38 votes

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Houses

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
93.55 %
39 votes

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Fingers & thumbs

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
92.67 %
34 votes