What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
What is a sick crocodile?