What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What city has no people?
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?