When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.