Funny riddles

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Person who is sick

Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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47 votes

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Inventors of the airplane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
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41 votes

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A magician

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
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38 votes

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Mother broom

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
89.81 %
41 votes

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Pilot

Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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38 votes