What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What is the largest living ant in the world?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What you call a witch at a beach?