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A giraffe on roller blades.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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Itenticle.
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He sleeps at nigt.
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A hammerhead shark.
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Sandwich.
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It's time to go to sweep.
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By hareplane.
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One drools, the other dribbles.
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Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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