Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").