funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
