crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
