How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.animalcleanfunnyshort
What bone will a dog never eat?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.cleanfunny
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.cleanfunny
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).cleanfunny
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.cleanfunnyshort
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.cleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!funny
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.