What do you call a bear without ears?
What is the largest living ant in the world?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
Which insect is the best in games?
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?