funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
