Funny riddles

cleanfunny

An orange

What kind of flower lives between your mouth amd chin? Two-lips.
It concentrates.
85.94 %
50 votes

crazyfunnyshort

British Potato

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
84.48 %
45 votes

cleancrazyfunnyshort

Three coats of paint

Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
80.86 %
43 votes

funnyshort

Valentine's Day

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
85.94 %
50 votes