What do you call a great dog detective?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
What you call a witch at a beach?