funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
