What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What type of house weighs the least?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What you call a witch at a beach?
What do you call a bear without ears?
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
What is black and white and read all over?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?