cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
