funnyshortwhat am I
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!cleanfunny
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.funny
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.cleancrazyfunny
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.cleanfunny
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
What is black and white and read all over?
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?