funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
