funnyshortwhat am IScientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleancrazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyshortWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
cleanfunnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
