funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
