cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
