funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
