Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?