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Scientists have proven

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
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Honey

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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Guy who's born in Columbus

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
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Cards on the ark

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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Under the bed at night I sit

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
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Read all over

What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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An orange

What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
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