Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
How do birds communicate?
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.