funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
