Funny riddles


If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
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August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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