funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
