funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
