cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
