Which insect is the best in games?
What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
How do birds communicate?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.