What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.