funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
