Funny riddles

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Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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78 votes
cleanfunny

What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
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73 votes
funnycrazy

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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43 votes