crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
