What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
What is a frog’s favorite year?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?