funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
