funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
