What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.