What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What tea do hockey players drink?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
How do rabbits travel?