What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
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What is black and white and read all over?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
What do moths study in school?