What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
What is a frog's favorite game?
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?