funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
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funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
