funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
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funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
