funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
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funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
