crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
