What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What is a fish without an eye?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
Which is the rope you never skip with?