trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
