cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
