Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What tea do hockey players drink?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?