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Superior mother

A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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40 votes

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Bird sitting on a twig

If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
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36 votes

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My boss is a woman

One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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40 votes

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Played all night till break of day

Four jolly men sat down to play, and played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun, with separate scores for every one. Yet when they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts! Can you the paradox explain? If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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42 votes

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Carnegie Hall

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
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37 votes

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The White house

The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
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34 votes