How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
How do birds communicate?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
What is a lion’s favorite state?
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.