What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
What is a fish without an eye?
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
What is a frog’s favorite year?