What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What do you call a bee come from America?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.