What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.animalcleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.animalcleanfunny
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?