stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.