stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).