What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.cleanfunnyshort
What's green and loud?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.animalfunnyshort
It’s Valentine’s Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking. animalcleanfunny
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?