funny There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
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