funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
