funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
