What do you call a bee come from America?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.