Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?