funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
