cleanfunnyshortWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
animalcleanfunnyIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
funnyshortWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
animalfunnyshortWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyshortWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnylogicshort A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
funnylogicWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyDracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyshortIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
