Funny riddles

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Swimming in the ocean

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
93.39 %
38 votes

funnylogicshort

Telephone problem

A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
93.70 %
40 votes

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Dracula

Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
93.55 %
39 votes

funnyshort

Money

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
93.84 %
41 votes