funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
