If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What do you call a bee come from America?
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
What bone will a dog never eat?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.