funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
