funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
