What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.