What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).