funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
