funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
