How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What's green and loud?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
What do you call an asian vegatable?