If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
What bird can write?
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?