A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
What's green and loud?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".