Funny riddles

crazyfunny

Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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91 votes
cleanfunnytricky

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
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111 votes
funnytrickycrazy

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
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66 votes