cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
